Waffles!

Deep in a secret lab in the great state of Pennsylvania, a scientist was working on the greatest experiment ever! With a little bit of creativity, live ducks, witchcraft, some mints, and the power of two hops this time, he chanted: "Patriarchs! Patriarchs! Patriarchs!" And BAM! A single brain cell emerged connected to it were five amazing humans! Known to no one, they became "The Waffles" and now, they run a podcast!